bonk

The act of sexual intercourse.

I could do with a good bonk.

It's bonking time.

by Wez May 3, 2004

bonk

Expression used by cyclists to describe excercise induced low blood sugar levels; being a feeling of light-headedness and weakness in all limbs. Similar to 'The Wall' in running. Has fallen out of usage in recent years due to alternative meanings.

I am feeling a bit light-headed, if I don't have a banana, I think I'm going to bonk.
I've got the bonk.
I bonked really badly and had to get a lift home.

by Comedy Dave June 5, 2004

bonk

The sound that "The Scout" character makes when hitting enemies with his aluminium baseball bat in the video game Team Fortress 2.

Who want's some a' this! BONK!

by Timic83 June 12, 2008

bonking

Having Sex

He was bonking his lover

by weird jazz August 13, 2003

Bonked

Something or Someone thats Fucked up

That girl's shoes are BONKED UP!

That party banthin was the bizz. I was bonked the bonk up.

by calbonk August 13, 2006

bonk! bonk!

1) A word used to get on other peoples nerves.
2) When poking someone, some people say "Bonk! Bonk!"

*POKE!*
"Bonk! Bonk!"

by K-aye May 3, 2006

Bonk On

Erect Penis

"Bro, you have a bonk on"

by abbyl January 8, 2012