A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
by speedstan February 23, 2010
Without giving notice, sliding a dry hard cock in her ass followed by pulling her hair and punching her in the back of her head.
My bitch was giving me attitude so a gave her an attitude adjustment she won’t soon forget, it left her speechless.
by Buck Nutz September 12, 2022
The nightstick police and rent-a-cops carry with them, mainly to make them feel big and tough, but sometimes to use it on pickpockets or dope-smoking teenagers.
"Man, the Mickey Mouse patrol busted my ass with their attitude adjusters last night when they caught me with a joint."
by Foxytrot May 15, 2006
Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
by W. H. Wallace October 23, 2007
The victim is stripped down bare-ass naked, tied to a tree, nuts are secured with duck tape and pine cones are shove up in the ass.
by Spencer Thayer October 23, 2007