Regret for majoring in anthropology.
Whenever I apply for a job, I have to anthropologize about my major.

I anthropologized to my parents last night.
by softserve February 20, 2007
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When you wear a cute piece of clothing from an expensive establishment, like Anthropologie, and feel guilty for spending that much money on clothing when there are starving children in the world. Every time somebody compliments you and asks where you got it, you feel the need to insist you got it on sale.
I had to Anthropologize when Lexie asked where I got my shirt, insisting it was only $40 in the sale room.
by perritos March 4, 2015
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To take something cheap and make and accessorize and dress it up, ie. alter it in some way, to make it look like the very cute, but expensive store, Anthropologie.
Person 1: Oh cute necklace! Did you get it from anthropologie?
Person 2: No, but I did anthropologize it!
by idreaminglasscolors September 11, 2010
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Officially this is the study of the definition of humanity. But actually, it's the official means to deny the continuing evolution of humans into distinct, competing species.
With the idealism of "everyone's the same and should have equal rights", anthropologists are about as scientific as six year old girls playing hopscotch.
Blind people have just as much right to drive on public roads. I should know; I'm qualified in anthropology.
by nunsacred March 12, 2009
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to shop at anthropologie, the most amazing store on the face of the earth.
a: want to go to the mall and anthropologize? i could use some new latte bowls.
s: of course. everyone needs a few quality latte bowls.
by bertha June 27, 2005
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The study of Milk Men. Originally revealed in the comedy of Steven Wright.
The leading scientists in Calcium Anthropology concluded that the extinction of the indigenous Milk Men was due to their increasing futileness over the years.
by ramsgoldberg61 February 7, 2010
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a new sub-branch of cultural anthropology
ethnocultural neo-anthropology should be devoted to answering the sole question of whether or not decolonized people in Third World countries can, without either immigrating to the Western World or financial help from the United Nations, historically, economically, and socially develop along Western lines using their own cultural and religious markers that they had prior to the beginnings of colonialism, i.e. prior to 1469 (the marriage of Ferdinand of Aragon and Isabella of Castille. I think the answer is yes.
by Sexydimma December 25, 2013
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