alex from target

Noun. Alex from target is a secret ancient beauty God that was discovered in target stores. One look will make pussys go from the Sahara Desert to the Amazon rainforest. His powers are undeniably powerful. Looking too long will cause your eye balls to melt with the burn of a thousand Sun's but with loving passion. Cherish Alex for he is a gift from God. He owns the internet now. He owns you.

I'm pretty sure Jenny was looking at Alex from target on her phone during class because there was a small puddle on her seat.

Don't look at Alex from target to long or else you'll regret it

by IToldYouSo November 04, 2014

Alex from target

i have no idea who this guy is but somehow he gained fame on instagram just because he is cute

that guy is so an alex from target

by perfection mm November 17, 2014

Alex from Target

A gift from all the Gods. The chosen one who shall bag your six items when no one else will.

Girl one: I really wanna go to Target to see Alex!
Girl two: Me too! Alex from Target is soooooo hot!~

by PinesPwincess November 04, 2014