august 20

the guy born today will have a massive penis

________ was born on august 20

that’s why his penis is so big

by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

august 20

today a bad bitch was born badder than any other bitch on any other day. she is what every girl wants to be. if you’re dating her marry her. because she’s a bad ass bitch.

august 20th the baddest bitch was born

by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

August 20

A day to lay in bed, cry and think about every life choice you have made that led you to this moment. You are free to tell everyone to leave you the f alone. Think over everything that is about to happen in the next 24 hours. Spend time with yourself and a bowl of ice cream. Also...remember to stress....a lot

Example: “I’m stressed so I’m going to go August 20 myself”

by heyhowudoinlilmommaletmewhispe November 03, 2019

august 20

the girl born today has massive tits

dude ____ was born on august 20 that means her tits are huge. fuckkk they are.

by jimmycarter October 22, 2019

august 20

gorgeous hoes day

she’s gorgeous her birthdays august 20

by jimmycarter November 07, 2019

August 20

August 20, also known as national pussy day, is a day for everybody to get some hoes .

friend: aye bro, i need some cooch! my balls need that good-good!

me: aye bro don’t worry it’s august 20, national pussy day! you can fuck every hoe on the block!

by Ogjeffl1t October 17, 2019

August 20

National Shoot Your shot day
August 20 is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”

Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways because its August 20”

by Overtake August 20, 2022