Arsed

A verb meaning "to be bothered", and invariably used in the past tense and in conjunction with the words "couldn't be". It originated in the North of England.
"Did you mow the lawn yesterday?

"No - it was too nice a day. I couldn't be arsed."

This usage probably derives from the phrase "to move your arse", meaning to "stir yourself to get something done".
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arse

A BUTT. Yes, it is just another word for a butt. Please stop ranting about it.
You, good sir, are an arse.
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arsed

Bothered. See also arse and arsey
I really can't be aresed to do anything at work today!
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Arse

British (rather than exclusively Irish as previously asserted) pronunciation of 'ass'. To be used in the same context. Like the red squirrel by its grey cousin, this particular word is danger of being subsumed by the increasingly popular 'ass'. Can I urge you all to protect your arse if you want to keep it.
1. Your arse is quite delicious
2. Oh ARSE! I have spilt my pint.
3. Your mouth smells of arse.
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Arseness

a cetain way to call somthing stupid, dumb, retarded.
Ugh, what arseness.
That's so arseness.
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arse

British, Oz, Irish definition of the derriere, backside, bum, bottom, etc...

It is NOT a FANNY as you yanks call it, a fanny is a front bottom, vagina, beaver, hairy axe wound etc...
'Don't you stick that up my arse, it hurts.'
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Arse

A place where shit comes from
My arse is so big
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