Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

by hezza08 February 23, 2009

Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

by CapnCole May 13, 2019

Go Stomp A Donkey

To have sex with a coke slut/meth whore etc.

To beat up a coke slut/meth whore etc.

A stomped donkey is an over-used girl/vagina.

"Hey fuck you buddy how about you go stomp a donkey"

"I stomped this nasty donkey Jenn last night man, Made sure I double wrapped no worries."

"I beat up that coke slut from that party last night, Hillary?

Yeah Hillary, You stomped that donkey eh?"

"Paris Hilton has a stomped donkey"

"Paris Hilton's donkey has in fact been stomped."

by EtchaSketch August 26, 2013

south end of a north bound donkey

a donkey's rear end. used to describe one's face, butt, or a woman.

"Her face looked like the south end of a north bound donkey."

"I went down on her and it looked like the south end of a north bound donkey"

by G-wangsta! December 22, 2008

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006