A Bag

Rhyming slang for a thousand pounds/dollars/euros etc

'A Bag of Sand = A Grand

"How much do you owe your dealer now?"

"A full bag"

"A bag? Jeeezus!"

by BBMonkeyMan July 20, 2024

a-bag

a.) tool; alternate word for douche bag (or d-bag).
b.) person who tries way too hard in life...and ultimately fails

person 1: shut up a-bag
person 2: ha ha ha ha ha
person 1: douche...i'll a-bag your face

by ma jones May 4, 2004

A bag a deli ham

A well-used and multi-layered vagina that when viewed from a second person perspective resembles the appearance of a large bag of medium sliced deli ham.

Oh Yeah! feels just like a bag a deli ham.

Holy Nazi-Cock FUCK! I almost threw up when I saw that she had a bag a deli ham!

What the fuck? that bag a deli ham looks like she is giving birth to a Shar Pei.

by Brovert December 14, 2012

A bag of dirt

A bag of dirt is commonly known as a bag filled with dirt. Sometimes it has worms in it.

Me: I have a bag of dirt.
You: This is why she left

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

A bag of smashed assholes

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes
ie there really ugly

"man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes"

by Eric Renton May 6, 2006

A bag full of motherfuckers

A strong cloth bag (such as burlap or denim) containing 3 or more motherfuckers, usually tied at the top with nylon rope.

she was so ugly, she looked like she'd been hit with a bag full of motherfuckers

by KoolKatKev September 18, 2008

A bag of smashed assholes

Usually used as a simile, to connote something rank, foul and generally disgusting.

Combat Instructor to young Marines returning from the field, "You all smell like a bag of smashed assholes!"

by USMCBear January 31, 2007