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5 o'clock shad-ow!

I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.
by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019
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5 o'cock shadow

noun;
referring to the hair on and around the genitalia being kept at a short length but never going full turtle shell
"I never go full turtle shell. I keep the 5 o'cock shadow"
by prehistoricdawg April 28, 2014
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5 oclock shadow

When, somehow, a little bit of shit ends up on the underside of the tip of a penis.
When a man sitting on a toilet after takin a crap wipes his ass from back to front. And without realizing it brushes his soiled tissue under the tip of his penis. As his partner later on unzips and strips him, he or she, while looking at his unit straight in the eye, notices a 5 oclock shadow.
by JimmyT October 16, 2005
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