An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.
by Heffnark October 11, 2009
Get the Dick Schlegelmug. An employee’s stupidity or sense of entitlement ultimately leading to the Company’s or their own demise.
You guys know why Rich didn’t show up for work tonight? I don’t know, maybe his ass got Schlegeled....
by Tiger Bisking October 27, 2021
Get the Schlegelmug. When a customer walks into a place of business and screams "SCHLEGEL BABY" to a grown adult because they knew them as a baby
by Shitshow-- March 16, 2024
Get the Schlegel Babymug.