Hole punch roulette 

A messy game of chance where everyone in an office refuses to empty a hole punch, resulting in it eventually bursting open and spilling small paper discs over the floor. The person using the hole punch at the time has to clean up

A: I need to file these papers but I know the hole punch is fit to burst.
B: Hole punch roulette proving too hot for you? No prob bro, I hide a spare in my draw.

Hole punch roulette by Drnooooooooooooooo March 14, 2010

3-hole-punch 

When a chick gets it in the ass, mouth, and vag at the same time.

but mouth vag 3-hole-punch

3-hole-punch by iamsecretsanta December 4, 2009

three hole punch 

The act of penetrating a woman orally, anally, and vaginally at the same time.

When the gangbangers eventually tired of taking turns, they started a three hole punch.

three hole punch by ImNG May 15, 2005

The hole punch 

While fingering a female one makes a fist and slams it into the pussy.

Person 1: Hey bro why is she walking like that?
Person 2: u didn’t hear?
Person 1: no what happened?
Person 2: she was getting fingered all of a sudden bam she got “the hole punch”. Shit came outta nowhere.
Person 2: she has been walking like that for 2 weeks!

The hole punch by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

3 hole punch 

to receive, or to give, oral, anal, and vaginal sex in one encounter

Hey Paul, "That chick was crazy....she let me give her a 3 hole punch last night."

But Bob, "The real question is did she go ass-to-mouth?"

3 hole punch by Hangin chad September 26, 2007

two hole punch

when someone shoots themselves in the head with two guns at the same time, one on one temple and one on the other temple. the bullets meet in the center and explode

that guy killed himself, two hole punch style.
best way to shoot yourself in the head is to do a two hole punch.

two hole punch by StepOFFGeorge April 6, 2013

Canadian Hole Punch 

When A man copulates with a person's tracheal hole.

I gave that smoking bitch a Canadian Hole Punch, and filled her throat with hot steamy man chowder.

Canadian Hole Punch by Dirty Dal January 27, 2010