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shit

shit = bad (this is A shit)
shit = good (this is THE shit)
shit = object (this shit is easy)
shit = person (look at that piece of shit)
shit = nothing (I don't know shit)
shit = anything (I can't deal with her shit)
shit = disbelieve (no shit!)
shit = surprise (aw shit!)
shit = poop (I took a shit)
shit = care (I give a shit)
shit = don't care (I don't give a shit)
shit = bully (to take shit)
shit = insult (give someone shit)

shit = insult again (talk shit about someone)
by miguelh2 November 1, 2022
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Voodoo shit

When people are tell you stuff but you don’t know what they are going on about and you try to explain it to some one else
Yeah I met my dad today and he was going on about some voodoo shit
by Pure sing wave inverter November 3, 2022
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shit a dime

To do the easiest/simplest thing. Often used sarcastically to describe complete apathy.
Why do you care about him? He wouldn't shit a dime for you.
by tryhardaar November 3, 2022
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No More Talking Shit

by Martusya November 6, 2022
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Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022
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piece of shit

When talking about the male audience this word is often used. This word is used more men who treat women like objects or like a game of chess.
by yourbirthcontrol November 9, 2022
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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