Cutes

It refers to when an ugly guy calls you cute

Hey, cutes. How you doin?

by Cutess May 15, 2018

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felony cute

Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.

The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.

by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018

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Cute Boy

Obviously a reference to the cutest boy on the planet: Theodor

Girl: *Sees an absolute cutie patootie walking by*
Boy best friend: *Speaks quietly* OMG who is that cute boy over there?
Girl: *whispers back* I think that's Theodor. People say he's the cutest boy on the planet.

by SnooMachines January 14, 2025

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