by kitkat132 May 10, 2021
Get the crisp p. baconmug. Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…
Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.
Queen Bacon
is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..
by Pookiemay February 9, 2024
Get the Lady Baconmug. by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021
Get the Bacon wrapped baconmug. After taking a shit at someone's house, usually at a party, before wiping yourself you find a cornered wall in the bathroom, while spreading your cheeks you slide in a downward motion on that corner leaving behind shit strips that resemble a strip of bacon.
Goddamn it! Rob got drunk again and used the corner of the bathroom wall as toilet paper. Leaving a mighty bacon strip in my parent's bathroom.
by RudeMood69420 January 29, 2020
Get the Bacon Stripmug. 
When you are sitting in IHop and you reach for your bacon and realize you it wasn't your bacon.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
When you take a stranger's bacon by accident.
When you take bacon that isn't yours.
by Young Jamal May 23, 2017
Get the Stranger Baconmug.