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fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with
Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.
by mhmm20 February 25, 2017
mugGet the fist full of assholesmug.

A real live asshole

A living person that is a complete asshole; an alive asshole, Jerk, piece of shit.
by K. Bradford July 5, 2018
mugGet the A real live assholemug.

constant asshole syndrome

constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.
Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.
by longmontbeans33 October 2, 2021
mugGet the constant asshole syndromemug.

blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 6, 2022
mugGet the blowed out assholemug.

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
mugGet the Asshole Splitting Shitmug.

RA(retarded assholes)

The RA(referees' ASSociation) more like the retarded assholes are a group of retards who should be imprisoned for false advertisement. All they tell people is how well they are trained and educated and how they make very good decisions. But in reality it's the opposite. They can't see anything as they don't have their glasses and their just plain stupid. I wonder how their education makes idiot sandwiches?
The RA(retarded assholes) are looking to buy some glasses but their too retarded to find one.
by Shamegod October 7, 2017
mugGet the RA(retarded assholes)mug.

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do
Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole
by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017
mugGet the Tits are in my assholemug.

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