sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)
tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole
by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021
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cunt lick asshole

A stupid piece of shit. One that makes you feel as if you are getting retarded just from listening to their voice. Someone who makes you wanna set your brain in fire so you no longer will have an imprint of them in your mind. You would literally like to shove a sock full of anal beads up their ass. No better yet a sock full of popcorn. So atleast then they would have something tasteful about their dumb ass. Someone who seriously makes you feel embarrassed, for the soul fact that you are watching them embarrass theirself. Someone who makes you despise them. Someone you fucking hate so much you would like to fuck them in the ear, but I'm their brain, and hope to God some of your genus rubbed of on them.
by Haley haynes December 20, 2016
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Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more
Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole
by rarathelion November 11, 2020
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angry asshole face

The opposite of, "resting bitch face" but for men who look mean, angry or frown a lot.
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode January 09, 2018
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constant asshole syndrome

constant asshole syndrome is when a person will never not stop being an asshole to other people, they seem to just stay in the same negative attitude towards the people that they are around, they are usually like this to people that they don't know very well or think lesser of them.
Steven: Hey man did you hear what tori said to jake over there, she was literally yelling at him for eating his food near customers.
Michael: Ya man I saw that, she just has a really bad case of constant asshole syndrome.
by longmontbeans33 October 02, 2021
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asshole butt baby

A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.
(someone) was being a real Asshole Butt Baby the other night on call.
by unkattack9000 February 11, 2023
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360-Degree Asshole

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.
John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."
by In My Defense... September 28, 2018
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