Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Hot Dragon fruit

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

by Brellygreen April 18, 2017

A tall cup with knives at the bottom...
They say that if you see it...

It will follow you until you die....

Banana: ITS THE FRUIT KILLER RUN

Apple: WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

pineapple: THE FRUIT KILLER KILLED MY KID

Pear: this is fine :)

by asshole <3 July 31, 2021

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by MB6440 June 26, 2017

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

by Jerry mayn September 13, 2021

When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit