Siamese Snake Charmer

An activity under BDSM in which a woman restrains a man by tying or handcuffing him to a bed, then proceeding to implant a string of iron filings in his urethra. The man's penis can then be controlled by the woman using a magnet, which she can exploit to do tricks with his penis, or simply make it more erect.

John: Hey man I heard you're still struggling with Erectile Dysfunction, are things going better now?
Phil: Oh yeah I've still got a limp cock but it's fine, my girlfriend gave me an amazing Siamese Snake Charmer last night

by IanPaiceFan69 March 11, 2022

Texas Snake Raper

The type of golf shot when one hits the ball very low to the ground; low enough to concuss an unlucky snake.

Bill: Sam, how'd your tee shot go?

Sam: I just hit the worst Texas Snake Raper of my life.

by Sirender August 17, 2011

garter snake style

Is when 20 guys decide to have sex with a girl, and like garter snakes they all fight each other and team up on her and try to fit as many as their penis's inside of her.

hey guys want to do some garter snake style on lucy tonight?

by wilmur123456 April 16, 2019

Snakes on a plane

Used to describe someone who isn't quite "right". An insane person. Someone who is big trouble.

"Dude, that chick has some serious snakes on her plane..."
"That guy's crazier than snakes on a plane"

by mrall1970 September 9, 2006

mad as a cut snake

To be pissed off..or really angry as a snake would be if you cut it

I can't believe she took my new dress with out asking, I'm as mad as a cut snake with her..

by sarah April 28, 2004

Snake

To kill or assassinate by means of slitting another living beings throat or snapping their neck;referring to the close quarters combat used by Snake in the Metal Gear series.

Dude I just want to snake him so badly; there would be blood everywhere.

by Oreosquare December 21, 2008

Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006