Ear bang

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".
by Van wick July 31, 2023
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Ear yogurt

When a lactose product like milk is left in the ear canal long enough to furment into yogurt. This will affect balance, smell, and sinus pressure causing head aches.
The smelly guy fell down due to his ear yogurt ...
by Chucknasty December 22, 2016
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mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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Ear licking

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.
by Jowin July 23, 2024
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wah-ear-do

meaning your a weirdo, weird, dork , nerd.
Travis your such a wah-ear-do!
by wa-hear-dough June 14, 2011
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wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
by Mr B 61 December 03, 2015
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Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear
I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!
by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024
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