What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Trust: The First Juvenile Release.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bethesda "Angel-Time" Studios: The First Juvenile Release
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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My sesqui-first great-cousin-niece is a good person.
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first order

When you're a bit late to the game and haven't quite caught up with the latest trend. You're not on the cutting edge but you're not totally clueless either.

You may have heard about it, but you haven't really gotten into it and you're playing catch-up with everyone else trying to figure out what all the fuss is about.
Person A: Have you heard about 'x' social media app? I've already amassed 100k+ followers.

Person B: I think I read about it but haven't downloaded it yet.
Person A: You're so first order.
by rikkachu March 10, 2023
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first junction wonder

the act of starting a non-competitive cycling event from the first junction after the race has started in order to avoid the sometimes extortionate entry fees
That bai just pulled a first junction wonder, what a scumbag!
Lets frown and be resentful in his general direction
by dsm83 June 20, 2011
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My half-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
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