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Your Mother

A Woman who has a child, most likely the person that the statement is directed at, and is having sexual intercourse with the person using the term on a regular basis.
I'm banging Your Mother
by Your New Father September 20, 2021
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National Text Your Crush Day

On September 24 you text your crush and it’s ok if *insert pronouns here* reject(s) you at least you don’t have to wonder what if
You: hey it’s National Text Your Crush Day so, wanna be my *were gonna say person*
Crush: omg yesss
by dëēź ñūtż September 20, 2021
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National take your bestfriend's hoodie day

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!
Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!
by Ineedtherapy:).org September 21, 2021
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Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.
You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫
by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021
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kiss your crush day

on september 28th you get to go to your crush grab him/her and just kiss them
by adambarasch September 23, 2021
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National Give your best friend a hug day

National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
National Give your best friend a hug day is celebrated every year on September 27 . The idea of National Hugging Day is to encourage best friends to hug more often. Go hug your best friend they deserve it.
by Ava Lane September 25, 2021
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