Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019

Glitter shits

Sparkly shit dust that sprays out your ass after taking acid or mushrooms.

Yoooo I got a wicked case of the glitter shits

by TripPSmittens February 12, 2021

Gang Shit

Despite most other entries on here for this phrase, in New York the term Gang Shit is short for "a whole lotta gang shit". Meaning "Same", or "Me too".

Dude: Yo, I fucking hate Gov. Cuomo.

Dude 2: Gang shit!

by RonsonMyJohnson November 3, 2020

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

Kentucky Fried Shit

When, you shove Kentucky Fried Chicken up your brown eye and shit it out at your grandma's funeral.

Susan: "John just pulled a Kentucky Fried Shit at his grandma's funeral."
Larry: "HE DID WHAT"!!!!!

by Landen. H April 22, 2022

Step on shit

To stand on business; never allowing any negative interaction to go without answer.

1. Don’t bring that bullshit over here, I really step on shit.
2. I’m not the one to play with, I really step on shit.
3. They know I step on shit, watch who you talk to.

by amonamillion November 12, 2023

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022