Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Divorce papers

A colour, slightly yellowish white with a pinch of almond brown.

Divorce papers is the best colour to ever exist, can't prove me wrong.

by Dirtymindedbish October 16, 2021

rock paper soccer

kinda like rock paper scissors... it’s a philly thing.

we gotta rock paper soccer it out to figure out who gets front seat.

by maddog68 March 18, 2019

Toilet Paper

Something unnecessary during the 2020 coronapocalypse. Ok, people were quarantined, but Corona was NOT a shitting disease. People went vicious for toilet paper, scratching and clawing and in some places, even stabbing each other to get a fucking piece of paper to wipe their ass with.

Girl #1: What’s that scratch on your face from?

Girl #2: Oh, it’s from when I got the last roll of toilet paper.

by Sophia Duarte March 18, 2020

Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.

Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?

by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022

paper cut

A small cut you get from slicing yourself on the sharp edge of a piece of paper.
also the BEST LINKIN PARK SONG ‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️ THE SUNNNN GOES DOWNNNNN!!

‘Bro, I cut myself on a piece of paper. This hurts.’
‘Damn. Nothing worse than a paper cut.’
‘IT’S LIKE I’M PARANOID, LOOKING OVER MY BACK’

by Turtle_Shell :D January 2, 2024