by pissbabey August 26, 2021
Get the toilet diapers mug.When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet
by Longdonglara September 2, 2021
Get the toilet toucher mug.A man who uses a fucking toilet seat to kill people, and he makes a SHITton of poo jokes.
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
He also looks like Waluigi's sex offender Uncle
by tenzla June 21, 2021
Get the Toilet seat killer mug.Euphemism for piece of shit.
by Jerry Mane June 23, 2021
Get the Toilet Fish mug.Spending a very excessive amount of time on the porcelain god usually by folks who refuse to apply toilet paper to their posteriors preferring the “air drying method”
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
Toilet bitches can and do remain glued to the porcelain for many hours. One adherent of this practice, in the Boston area, has been known to camp out in public stalls for up to 7 plus hours
While preferring their home toilets, they can also be found in restrooms at convenience stores, gas stations and public places usually open at night, out of the way and with multiple stalls to avoid complaints and thus police attention from concerned store employees and customers
Professional toilet bitches in public usually try to carry out their business after 10pm and before 6am to avoid unwanted attention
by Thank God For Police June 26, 2021
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"Man I love toilets, fuck my wife I only married her because she has 2 toilets in the house, I can take twice as many shits now!"
by My parents biggest mistake June 27, 2021
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