Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

boobie math

Equivalent to the word “rad”, combination of two cool things in the world. Boobies and math. It’s best used with this hand signal: 🤟🏼

Stay in school, boobies are cool. Boobie math
“Hey I just aced my test! I just got a date! Boobie math bro”

by DJ SS January 16, 2024

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Girl math

Used to lower body count.

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.

by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024

Math

A subject known to put students in symptoms such as heavy eyes, nausea and more. This is why math is math. Mental Abuse To Humans or Mental Asylum To Hell.

Doctor: Your son is sick
Mom: Why?
Doctor: He got off a Math class.

by GrayController November 10, 2019

Math

Mental abuse to humans that's excelled by asians.

Math is so hard!

by DoritoFan80 October 28, 2018