cap

lying or telling a story

i ate a cow no cap (no lie)

by OompaLoompa123 April 20, 2022

Scat Cap

When someone poopies in your hat and you wears it on yo’s head

Gee wiz man that homeless guy pooped in my hat and I didn’t realize it and I put it on

“Look at that Scat Cap” (hat filled with poopy)

by StankWaffle February 10, 2022

No cap

A new slang expression of saying "actually" or "seriously" and being honest about something

Slang: I'm going to achieve this award, no cap.
Meaning: I will and I'm actually going to get this award now.

by AReallyRandomDude July 5, 2022

cap bingus ding

The phrase that you say when you think something is absolutely cap.

John: I beat sonic wave!
Andrew: What is this cap bingus ding

by Freshbaked_bred June 26, 2023

Drako Cap

Getting friend zoned at 2 am on snap chat, because you fought over the china buffet bill.

Dude she drako capped me last night.

by Big puppies December 13, 2023

The Poop Cap

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.

Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.

by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024