Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a person that would most likely to hurt a Down syndrome person for no reason,Jordan also is the person to have no friends and be home schooled there by Jordan’s have no soul

Random kid:hey Jordan
Jordan: shut up stupid*kicks out of gc*

by ToesKrustIsYummy January 11, 2020

Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023

Jordan Matter

A popular YouTuber whose videos typically features his daughter, Salish Matter. His channel became popular when fans started shipping Salish Matter and Nidal Wonder (Nalish).

Guy 1: "Are you subscribed to Jordan Matter?"
Guy 2: "No, his daughter is such a pick-me."

by Term Definer March 30, 2024

Jordan

An amazing guy who makes me laugh all the time. He cares about me and shows me that he does all the time. He loves music, jokes, and socializing with friends. He doesn't care about what people think of him but he is still empathetic. He helps everyone open up and feel more happy but he still has standards.

Jordan is the best :)

by ratingz March 28, 2022

Jordan

A way for dumbasses with low self-esteems to saw the n-word. When one doesn’t have enough balls to say the n-word they use this instead.

“Thank goodness a Jordan created a home security system, otherwise people I piss off would be able to get in my house easier.”

by Marmaladecheezit April 8, 2021

Jordan

Footballing whiz with a thing for his mates exes. Loves the sloppy seconds all over his just below average penis. Don’t mention this to him however, man has blistering pace and will run you down and most likely eventually end up inside your girl.

Damn that kid is gonna go pro. No surprises there, it’s Jordan

by BigSlongJim November 23, 2021