Dan

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time.

DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

by Danimus Prime May 14, 2020

dan lapidus

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle

Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference

by muffaka January 10, 2014

Dan

The smelliest boy in manny

“omg what’s that smell??”
“idk dan must be around”

by madi x October 30, 2022

uncle dan

someone who loses a lot

wow that uncle dan isn’t doing to well in catan

by payton wright September 5, 2019

Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 1, 2022

Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.

"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"

by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021