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boo boo kitty fuck

by Small Brown Mouse October 18, 2006
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fuck me hard daddy

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018
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Friday Night Fuck Fest

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.
by Grinnell April 10, 2008
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Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
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Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England
"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"
by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 7, 2017
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fuck bitches, plant trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
by fuckbitchesplanttrees September 7, 2011
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First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS)

When a woman loses her virginity, the resulting condition that causes an irrational feeling of attachement and love towards her current partner. The severity of this disease should not be underestimated. It can also extend beyond the termination of said relationship. In unusual and rare circustances, it has been known to affect effeminate men as well.
"Wow, he told all her friends he hates her, cheated on her, got with her best friend the day after they broke up, but she is still telling everyone that she wants to be with him, and that he's perfect for her."

"Yeah, that girl is really First-Fuck-Syndromed."
by S.D. and S.W.A. January 30, 2005
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