Land Monster

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.
Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.
by Hunter May 05, 2005
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gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.
Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.
by Jimmy Grant June 10, 2008
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Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster
Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!
by cookielovers June 04, 2009
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horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down
by Paublo Sanchez June 30, 2006
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Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.
by MEOFF JACK March 11, 2004
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Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."
by Jason Michaels July 06, 2011
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Monster Girl Island

The only place where you can have sex with different monster girls in 3D.
Person A I wish I could fuck a shark...

Person B Have you heard of MGI?

Person A MGI? What is that?

Person B Monster Girl Island, you can fuck different Monster Girls there, including a shark with huuuuuuge abs.

Person A Where can I find that?
by No_one_of_concern April 26, 2022
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