gooch monster

A derivative word for female bastard, child who is a girl and is born when the mom was not in a relationship and therefore has no dad.

Cindy's mom was never married, she was born a gooch monster.

by Jimmy Grant June 9, 2008

Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

by cookielovers June 4, 2009

horizontal monster mash

basically to have sex lying down, cannot be vertical
or doing the crazed dance of the time, also while lying down
also can mean 2 monsters having sex, lying down

i walked in a they were doing the horizontal monster mash

by Paublo Sanchez July 1, 2006

Tea Bag Monster

One who creeps from house to house at night and places his/hers, genetals upon ones forhead while one is sleeping.

Holy fuck balls, its the tea bag monster!

by MEOFF JACK March 10, 2004

Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."

Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!

by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011

Monster Girl Island

The only place where you can have sex with different monster girls in 3D.

Person A I wish I could fuck a shark...

Person B Have you heard of MGI?

Person A MGI? What is that?

Person B Monster Girl Island, you can fuck different Monster Girls there, including a shark with huuuuuuge abs.

Person A Where can I find that?

by No_one_of_concern April 26, 2022

Monster Fuckin Chillinz

The highest level of 'chillin.' Also known as MFC for short.

What's up?

Oh, I'm just monsta fuckin chillinz right now.

by Jsuave August 23, 2003