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Math Stands For mental abuse towards humans
Math is awful for the human brain
by Gibby Fckn dies June 30, 2019
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An atrocious term used to describe people of low intellect that are not even in the slightest truly capable of scoring at least, if not more than, 70 marks out of 80 in their maths paper
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by jijun't April 30, 2020
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Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.
Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.
by G2evera August 11, 2025
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liver math

Liver math is the calculation(s) you make throughout the night to help determine if you are sober enough to drive home.

Alcohol is processed by the body at a determined rate (generally one beer/shot/wine glass an hour), and you can save yourself a night in the drunk tank and some legal fees by adhering to liver math.

Liver math or cab fare. Either is a wise choice. Disregard at your own peril.
Friend #1: "My ex just showed up here with her new bf. I'm leaving as soon as the liver math allows it."

Friend #2: "No way! You're my ride! Let's get fucked up and take a cab when the bar closes. I'll drive you to your car tomorrow."

Friend #1: "Good call. Screw that bitch, anyway."
by mrbean34 March 29, 2014
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Math

The most painful thing that can ever, you will be painfully forced into for your entire life
All math must die
by 1val March 23, 2021
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St math

This game where a penguin helps you learn math stuff, except there's a twist!! You ONLY get a couple tries before you're FORCED to restart your entire progress. It doesn't matter if you were one away from finishing a level, you still have to do the whole thing over. but its part of the reason I love penguins, and I like the nostalgic flash game art style.
"my teacher made me play St math. I had to play Black Ops' "
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
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