Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.

Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.

by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy

by LàDams November 3, 2022

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

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by StobGrilly October 10, 2020

If the Emperor had a text to Speech Device

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by NoIDont'tIWill January 30, 2023

The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010