sChOOL gamer

The guy who takes his pc to school to play Fortnite.

Guy 1: oh you're such a sChOOl gamer!
sChOOl gamer: STFU im playing Fortnite.

by Potetus March 8, 2018

Gamer milk

Haha funnt boob milk

Lmao gamer milk
Lol

by Jord3 September 10, 2021

Gamer Zoned

When a person (typically female) is incapable of having romantic feelings for another, as they are too attached to them as a “gamer friend”.

Friend 1: Will you be my Roblox gamer gf?
Friend 2: Sorry, I can only ever see you as a Gamer Friend

Friend 1: Did... did I just get... Gamer Zoned?

by Wezaurd Man August 21, 2020

Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.

Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss

by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021

gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

It's Gamer Time

Meant to be said before commiting an act that will most definitely turn your life for the worst, for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.

I'm gonna do a backflip off Scott's roof, It's Gamer Time

by Jessie Marcus September 17, 2019

Gamer Death

When one is playing Video Games for too long and falls dead. Usually due to gaming TOO hard, but can come onset over a few hours.

To prevent Gamer Death, one can either go to the bathroom, get a drink or snack, or take a short walk once every 3-4 hours.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Jim succumbed to Gamer Death yesterday?

Guy 2: Damn, sucks to see another man fall victim to Gamer Death.

by EngineerDude December 28, 2020