Hoolia Bean

Hoolia Beans are the full names of Hoolia’s. They are typically small and quiet and don’t talk to people. They steal your food often. I don’t recommend adopting one.

Person 1: what’s that..stealing your food?
Person 2: oh that’s a Hoolia bean

by Willowstar21 March 24, 2019

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019

bean juice

When your trying to strain your beans but u don’t Have a strainer do you have to strain it yourself so you get bean juices on you.

Damean: “I got bean juice on my brand new Gucci slides!”

by Daddy donkey horse 2 December 9, 2019

spoiled beans

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.

Three days grade school,
three days high school.

Those were awkward.

Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

You did come back different.

- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

oops thanos dies twice in end game and hulk snaps everyone back i made spoiled beans

by spoodertable10000 May 3, 2019

The Bean Bowl

When a Mexican gets a bowl cut and an edge up on the front.

Jesus: Did you see José with the bean bowl cut fam.

Pablo: damn foo, that’s clean.

by Versacekiller May 26, 2019

BASH THE BEANS

Male version of masturbation

Hey Honey...just off the bash the beans, be back in a second!

by ijzzlobber September 17, 2019

spic bean

Portuguese f*** bag who is worthless trash and scummy

Man Tyron you're such a scummy piece of trash you f****** Spic Bean

by Spic Bean September 19, 2019