OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

Jewish gay tard

A happy homosexual special ed Jewish boy.

My roommate is such a Jewish gay tard since he harasses me for quarters and smells like poo.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

E-tard

Someone who is technologically challenged

Your friend: Yo dude, did you manage to partition your hard drive?
You: Nah man, I'm a bit of an e-tard

by beugo6969 April 26, 2024

Fuck tard

Someone uncool, ignorant and or mildly retarded.

That stupid young man is fucking retarded. Otherwise known as a fuck tard

by Badapple187 July 19, 2022

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

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by isabellAdefined April 25, 2022

Tard

A shorter way of saying Retard

Isn't smack down on tonight? No today is Monday you "Tard "

by King Azreal October 5, 2018