Test Message Relationship. When you have a relationship with someone only through texting. You text a lot, but never talk on the phone or meet out in person. It is a friend you have via text messaging and a way of getting attention from someone.
We are in a TMR - Text Message Relationship. I have been TMRing for 6 months. I wonder if we will ever meet up.

I sent a TMR to him when I got home from the bar. We TMRed for an hour.
by TMRer December 02, 2009
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Eiffel Tower Texting

This event occurs when two or more guys send you the exact same text message at the same time. Often times asking such things as "Where's the beer", "Where are you at?", or Bring some beer.
Mike: Yo Matt and Chris are Eiffel Tower Texting me left and right, asking about this beer.
Jeff: Lets make this beer run quicker.
by The_Proffesor July 11, 2011
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DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass
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I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.
Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.
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The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")
The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...
by TheMontrealGuy October 20, 2011
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