wing theory

The postulate that states the following:

A gentleman is either

a) shit at eating pussy, or
b) shit at eating wings.

Get him to take you to Buffalo Wild Wings on your third date, girl. Wing theory never lies.

by annalivia January 18, 2016

Yellow wing

A yellow wing is a signature wing for a race car for which is slower than the rest

No wonder Brendan is going so slow, he’s rocking the yellow wing

by debidiah September 22, 2021

Wing aftermath

The devastating aftermath, when you eat Buffalo wings. It may be compared to “Taco Bell aftermath”, but wing aftermath is undoubtedly worse. The aftermath is when the wings are being expelled through the bowels and you get to feel the immense wrath of the delectable treat.

“Dude I had some mind opening wing aftermath yesterday”

by Galador November 13, 2020

wing napkin

When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.

Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.

by 3rayif November 28, 2016

Chicken Wing

To grab someone around the torso from behind and bend backwards, lifting them off the ground.

Bart: Hey! Chris just chicken winged Matt!
Rob: What a knob..
Bart: I can't say for sure, but Matt was smiling!

by WTGDave September 13, 2012

wet wings

When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation

Oh yeah Frank?! I’m bouta hit you with my wet wings.

by SchemeCap January 10, 2018

fik wing ding

When you flick a birds wing and it creates an ear splitting noise that exterminates all vegans

The bird was fik Wing dinged and all the vegans were lost

by Brendon“the wing ding”Hendon August 1, 2019