December 11

National lose your virginity day

A: Ayo bro today’s December 11
B: and?
A: time to lose your v card my slimeeee

by Flippingnightmare December 2, 2020

December 6th

National send nudes day, if someone asks you for nudes you are legally obliged to send them no matter what the circumstances And if you ask for them back they HAVE to no matter what

Boy: hey can I get nudes
Girl: what no
Boy:But its December 6th
Girl: Fine but only if you send some back
Boy: S**t

by Licky Licky Lollipop December 3, 2020

December 5

This is the day where your guy best friend gives you his hoodie for the day and if you are lucky he will let you keep it.

Daniel- Hey bestie here’s my hoodie
Girl- hey what’s this for?
Daniel- It’s December 5th
Girl- oh yea thanks

by thatsmolbeaninurlife December 4, 2020

December 1st

My Birthday

It's December 1st, you know what that means, it's my birthday

by lsjernfknaejglbrejklagbaefd November 1, 2021

December 21

Anyone born on this day is one lonely fucker

Damn, David must be lonely. He is born on December 21 after all.

by Reeeeeeeeeeeewwee October 16, 2019

December 16th

The day where we celebrate the world's hottest man's birthday. The man with the big booty and moobs.

Shit man its December 16th today! It's Park Seojoon's birthday!!!

by taeyeonie October 17, 2019

December 3rd

The day that everyone posts YOLO’s on their snap stories

Literally everyone on December 3rd: “Ask me anything”

Person 1: “Should I do a Yolo today?”
Person 2: “Of course it’s December 3rd”

by Fluffy cat November 21, 2019