by Cheezeemcgee October 07, 2016
It's February 15! It's send your ex nudes day!
by Slowpoker February 10, 2024
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
When someone is so white you can’t see them. It is also very disrespectful to say and is indeed racist
by Haych47 February 14, 2018
February 20th is the International Goth Girl Breaks Into Your House Day is an annual event where goth girl mysteriously appear in your home to spend the day with you. Depending on the girl, she may either become your lover or simply spend the day engaging in goth-inspired activities.
Bro 1: Dude did a goth girl come to your house today? Apparently today is International goth girl breaks into your house day
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bro I did, finally got me a goth gf
by Cheesemastah February 19, 2025
usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.
woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!
by i like pussay July 30, 2024