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To be there is to fight

Is a phrase you say to a friend to show them camaraderie. It means you can’t always help someone with the task at hand but you are willing to sit with them through it and be there with them.
If a friend has to send a breakup text to a guy they went on one date with you can’t type it out for them but you can scroll through Instagram while they do it, listen to the numerous drafts, and encourage them to press send because “to be there is to fight”.
by Eunice & Bernice January 29, 2021
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Drunken Bar Fight

A virtual experience where you get to beat people up in random places but the people go to the hospital very fast
I wish I was inmortal like the npcs in drunken bar fight.
by Randomguy124 May 16, 2022
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Daldo Fighting

Daldo Fighting is when gay men fight over a big fat juicy cock,because there cock sucker mother fuckers,that love dick,so they fight over it.
At the Gay Strip Club,Harvey and Hollinshead were Daldo Fighting over Obama big fat African Cock
by Hollinshead June 6, 2019
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fighting chair

Term used when you are constipated and your toilet becomes a literal "fighting chair" as you battle with a turd that's trying dislodge your anus from your body. Some fighting chair occurrences have resulted in death or suicides Aka as a "assacide"
Dude, Logan has a spastic colon and now awaits the fighting chair for the showdown of a lifetime!
by Bdog63643 August 15, 2015
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Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022
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Scandinavian Sword Fight

A location, in Scandinavia, where a high percentage of its current population are big hairy nude men that comfortable with their bodies so they dont wear clothes.. This happens in the community water areas so there are plenty of Scandinavians with their wankers walking about, scaring tourist children along with others.
My family went on vacation in Iceland where community pools are very popular. They also do not like to wear any swimming garments so it was a Scandinavian Sword Fight.
by Farmergeoff2003 July 28, 2020
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