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He harasses women!

Who did I harass? This fucking goateed midget is OBSESSED with me! He's in love with me! Seriously! Joe, if you end up killing me for threatening you kids, make sure you send this guy my skin so he can finish the transformation, holy shit! His WHOLE LIFE is ABOUT me, dawg! This is wild! If you told me that he had some overies impanted in his prostate so that I could breed him.... I would believe you.
Hym "OOOOH! DEFENDER OF WOMEN! THAT GOLDEN CAMPION WE ALL NEED! HE'S DEFENDING WOMEN FROM HARASSMENT! Okokok, so listen... I'm at work last night, right? And this guy comes in claiming to have been assaulted, right? And my coworker starts freaking out on this guy. Screaming at him to get out. And his justification for it is 'He harasses women!' And it's like... You are a middle aged gas station worker and the fattest, grosses, baldest, fish-mouthed piece of shit on the planet. You are not 'defender of women.' He is just the worst fucking communist snitch you would ever fucking meet in your life. Thank whatever God you pray to that we aren't in Nazi Germany because this fucking guy would rat a Jew out for a... Sheckle? Is that the Jew money? It's always the fat fucks isn't it? Literally, the guy who is most invested in whether or not women are being harassed is the least attractive or fattest man in the room. 'He HaRaSsEs WoMeN!' Get the fuck out of here, fat-shit."
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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He got The zoomies

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
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HE XI

"He" is a male pronoun, definitely male. And "Xi" is pronounced as "she". But to not complicate things, He Xi is the best way to describe a trans man undergoing gender reassignment. Xi is a defiant male against the world who overcomes the odds of being truly male.
Girl 1: He Xi is a he?
Guy 2: Yes, He is a he! Get it right, gal pal!
Guy 1: I learned about him from a video of him dancing with his deep voice and singing SEVEN karaoke.
Girl 2: His novel caused a storm when it was longlisted for the Best Male Participant's prize and is one of the year's most talked-about.
by Ziuratcacfita May 13, 2024
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S(he) Be(li)eve(d)

A truly deep phrase that tells us much about society
Person 1: S(he) Be(li)eve(d)
Person 2: He lid
Person 1: What?
Person 3: Sbeeve
by Sbeve stole your balls May 14, 2024
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He Got A Dumptruck

When you homie is looking extra thick today to that you just cant resist the urge to slap his cheeks;he be THIC
Q:Why did you say He Got A Dumptruck to me?

A:Well cause your booty is looking extra big today and I am homiesexual.
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He

He in commache or maybe bull it's one of those
He
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ben bank and he smell and he like the taste of ilya

ben bank like men and hes also like fifa this means hes wierd and like licking Ilya Sorokin because he taste like a sink after you clear your teeth and when johnny sweat of after ding your mum
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