A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
by Phuki Yu January 15, 2015
The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 April 18, 2018
A white person who tends to let slip the word nigga. Can be used for any ethnicity that looks white, as well as 50/50 blacks. In extreme cases the term cracker-nigger may be used, only if the white person uses the hard r.
"Man Tyler uses the N-word so much, what a cracker-nigga!" "Nah man, he used the hard r" "gahdamn, hes a cracker-Nigger then!
by Papa Glock February 08, 2020
by EliteJay April 04, 2021
The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D December 07, 2015
by DJ Swiftnutz April 03, 2021