Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

salty guava

when you let a creampie dry inside your pussy

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night.

Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty

A person who is jealous and resentful either because of a loss or because someone else got something they didn't.

It can be used seriously, but usually it's in a joking manner.

"He's salty because he didn't get a phone when he was her age."

"They're salty 'cause that girl stole the soccer ball right from underneath them when they were about to score."

"She's so salty because she lost a game of Mario Kart."

"I'm still salty, okay?"

by ThisRandom March 13, 2021

Salty

When you are upset/just can't deal with people's shit.

That man is just done with people, he's so salty.

by Senpai Branden May 21, 2019

salty chest

When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

by Suckyamum March 24, 2019

salty giblets

The part of you that gets angry or upset over anything video game related.

"Do you think he's angry we team killed him?"

"Yea man. That hit him right in the salty giblets"

by Sabooboo July 23, 2016