The time nut

To time nut correctly you must nut at exactly 141.622 kph/ 88mph to travel back in time. Just think of any time and you will be transported there. To travel forward in time you must bend you dick around facing behind you and nut at the exact same speed.

I did the time nut bro
Cool bro
Bro

by Skeleton secretary October 24, 2018

belt time

A popular phrase that fans of The Mark Side use to describe the event where the character Boss abuses the character Mark.

"Remember that time in TMS where Boss gave Mark belt time?"

by beltfather November 23, 2019

uber time

The amount of time it takes to travel to a location in an Uber (or similar service).

Gwen: Hey, we are drinking at Rico's. When are you getting here ?
Jamie: Just leaving work, will get there in uber time.

by Neil_G June 3, 2016

bag time

when you are in your feels

just thought of my ex and now im in my bag time

by alwaysinmybagtime May 7, 2018

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010

mo-time

a spare hour or two spent in the company of someone who has a nickname of "MO"
The time must be incredible, and involve an adventure or a pointless roadtrip which leads no-where

I spent mo-time in a car to tescos, before we found out they didnt sell what we wanted.

by Mothepro123 June 12, 2007

Comedic Timing

Ben Cowan doesn’t have it

Friend 1 “Hey, you want to hear a joke?”
Friend 2 “Yeah, sure”
Friend 1 tells joke within 24 hours
Friend 2 “Wow that’s great comedic timing”
I.e. not replying ‘thanks I work out’ to ‘he is damn cute tbf’ after a day

by BigBensEyeMask February 13, 2019