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AIDS

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) is a deadly disease caused by HIV, a viral STD. AIDS causes a person's immune system to effectively die, thereby leaving the person helpless to whatever other diseases they may be afflicted by from that point onward. AIDS is believed to have originated in the 1920s, when people in what is now the Republic of Congo hunted down and ate chimpanzees, being blissfully aware that they contained the virus. Thus, a monster was born; the disease spread to humans, and panic ensued...well, not until about sixty years later, but you get the idea.

AIDS is typically managed by regularly doing the healthy equivalent of a drug cocktail in order to supplement the body's lack of an immune system. But wait...doesn't that sound expensive? That's because it is; there was a drug that was proven to be very effective at managing it, but it was (literally) made 500x more expensive by a man who is now rotting in prison for his crimes against humanity.

AIDS is technically incurable, although some people who suffer from it have reported that it can go into remission if you're lucky.
AIDS wasn't really recognized until the 1980s, when it cropped up in the United States. Since then, it has spread around the world to many people, including some celebrities such as Charlie Sheen and Magic Johnson. Johnson later became famous for spreading awareness of the virus. Amazingly, he is still alive nearly thirty years after finding out that he had the disease.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021
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Cranial Aids

Cranial aids, (aids transferred orally) are one of the deadliest STD’s we know of. Cranial aids have about a 75% death rate and currently there are no known cures for the disease. Cranial aids can be transferred via sucking dick, eating pussy, and eating ass. It’s important to take caution when sucking dick, eating pussy, eating ass. Ways to avoid contracting the disease are making sure you’re wearing dentures, esophagus blockers, and semen evaporators. It’s important to be tested at least once every 6 months to be as safe as possible.
“I just gave that little boy cranial aids! What a dumbass!”
by Doc. Cranial December 17, 2020
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chu aid

chu aid also known as a piece of bark
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Aid

Better hide your wifes Aid is coming
by bigest.shithead November 20, 2021
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Cheese Kool-Aid

When you mix a gallon of nacho cheese with a gallon of codeine
by YungGravey January 4, 2019
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aids

a deadly kandy bar. It is also the name of a helpful disease that makes u stalin
by 234iefaxykckg November 4, 2022
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Smoking the Kool Aid

Oh man, you've really been smoking the Kool Aid.
by 2TD November 7, 2020
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