Kool Aid Man

He's the life of the party. He saves many children from thirst all through the summer, but he is nothing but sugar and water. He will melt when it rains. He has a bad habit of busting through the wall to party's uninvited scaring the little children. Make sure before you let him leave he pays for the damage. He'll go OH YEAH!!'

The Kool Aid Man busted through the door.

by the flavor aid man July 21, 2018

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toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet

I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.

by Lefty0812 February 16, 2019

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Foreign aid project

Where liberal arrogance goes to die

Foreign aid projects don't help poor Africans, especially aid in the form of US taxpayer money.

by Sexydimma June 7, 2021

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AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

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