First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.

"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.

by tincopper March 11, 2014

first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My first cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 26, 2021

the first to die at the end

SPOILERS!!
A book that will rip out your heart, along with Valentino’s.

Person one: “have you read The first to die at the end?”

Person two: “no I haven’t, should I?”

Person: “If you want to be screaming crying, then yes you should read the first to die at the end”

by Doopndoo December 31, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ənalepituƴ: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025