Salty Oklahoma

When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.

“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”

“Yeah man she was an easy rider”

“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”

“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”

by KeithTheAssBasket November 7, 2019

Salty seahorse

When a fisherman is fucking from behind, he bucks off smacks her ass and comes in her eye...

Fisherman Dan pulled a salty seahorse lastnight!

by PnCts88 November 8, 2019

Salty

Ellie is always salty

Ellie is always salty

by Ndbs November 10, 2019

Salty Kuso

Man Who Keeps Video Clips And Never Posts Them Fucking Bitch

Post The Podcast Salty Kuso

by Koolkid1907 December 14, 2019

Salty Wale

Salty Whale is when you ask a question to get the teacher off topic

in Latin class studentA: hey Mr.127, what does amo amare come from?

Mr.12: you see studenA, it comes from no Salty Wales

by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019

salty

Krish

krish don't be salty

by bb ki wine December 19, 2019

Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019