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Stephanesian Cheap Date

The bewildering and paradoxical experience when your fetching date impresses you with his/her sophisticated choice and knowledge of one thing, but then astounds you with a diametrically opposite lack of taste and knowledge in something else - often related to first.
Jennifer: "Hey Gerrard, how was that date you went on last night?"
Gerrard: "Urgh...it was the ultimate Stephanesian Cheap Date. She knew the difference between Argentine and French Malbec, but wanted it with Big Mac from the drive-through!"
by Tangerine Peel August 26, 2018
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James That Goes to Dater

A kid that is tall but gay he likes guys lol but don't judge that fag hahahahahaha

-Muhammed
Hey "James That Goes To Dater" is a gay black guy
by ftfxhfchxgh November 20, 2018
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one hand date

It's a secret word for boys. You use it when you have to say Jerkoff
Friend: Do you want to do something later?
You: No, I got a One hand date
by TheGodOfNickNames January 17, 2019
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one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
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life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.
On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash
by Dem guy January 29, 2019
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microwave popcorn date

The microwave popcorn date is a special form of a date which consists of two people, a nature documentary and, of course, microwave popcorn. It is considered as a modern 21st century way of dating and can also include (but is not limited to): tetra pak wine, fake candles, old fragrance sticks.
Babe, you are the mac to my cheese. Let´s have a microwave popcorn date!
by cessc May 6, 2019
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A Suicide Date

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable
No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die
by Oppressionator May 21, 2019
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