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door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS
WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 30, 2007
mugGet the door bumpersmug.

Tree door

Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"

OR
"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
by Yeahgirlulikemealittlebit April 12, 2024
mugGet the Tree doormug.

Doors

Something that didn't used in free peler
Free peler is doing colab with doors
by Bacot anjing January 1, 2021
mugGet the Doorsmug.

Door

A door is any object that hinges
by JessGina69 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Doormug.

post-door-slamming wince

Refers to da "scrunched-eyelids and bared-teeth" expression of shocked remorse dat you assume after you walk through da door into a fairly-quiet room where others are present, and then accidentally cause/allow said door to close more forcefully/noisily than necessary. Extra points if you also "stop dead in your tracks" when exhibiting said agonized facial-contortions, since it shows da nearby startled fellow-humans dat you are indeed caringly-regretful enough for having caused said thunderous thud dat you are willing to totally "halt operations" for a moment to show everyone in no uncertain terms dat said loud noice was defintiely "not on your flight-plan".
Displaying da post-door-slamming wince might be less expected of you during da winter months (especially if da noise you made was only mildly-to-moderately excessive), since presumably most folks would actually **prefer** dat you close a door more quickly/firmly than usual on colder days; people always appreciate your doing a "quick slither-though and yank da door shut behind you" maneuver when entering a room from da chilly outdoors, in order to conserve hard-won heat dat said room's present occupants have had to gradually create over da past hours by either keeping a blazing/roaring fire going or burning lots of costly heating-oil.
by QuacksO December 24, 2019
mugGet the post-door-slamming wincemug.

Slang them doors

When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”

Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down

Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”
by Prxoject September 19, 2021
mugGet the Slang them doorsmug.

Staining the door

When you fuck a chick in the ass, then pull your shit stained dick out and fuck her pussy creating a nice burnished walnut coloring on her labia majora.
I’m staining the door tonight with my girl, but I’m not going to varnish the door until tomorrow
by Richard Dangles January 22, 2020
mugGet the Staining the doormug.

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